the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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