I want to make a zoo with you.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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