she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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