Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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