i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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