If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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