school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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