I'm lost and stupid without you.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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