I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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