I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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