i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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