:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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