is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
