My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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