I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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