found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Me too!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
