I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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