Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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