There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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