i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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