i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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