It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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