Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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