I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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