Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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