My room smells like vodka and shame
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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