Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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