all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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