I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she looked like the before picture.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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