Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
