Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
