It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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