Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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