we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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