is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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