I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
That was an excessively violent trivia night
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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