i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Non-Jews are for practice
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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