Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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