i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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