I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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