There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize