just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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