Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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