He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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