hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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