Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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