I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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