Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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