No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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