his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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