I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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