"it" just moved
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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