How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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