it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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