I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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